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A Thorki Poem

Rated: Explicit
Fandom: Thor
Characters: Loki, Thor
Genre: M/M
Relationships: None
Tags: Crack/Humor, Family, Incest, Parody, Poetry, PWP/Smut
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Summary: Loki had a little [redacted].

Published: 14 Sep 2019 Updated: 14 Sep 2019 Words: 166 Chapters: 1 Comments: 0 Hits: 2,112

Rated: Mature
Fandom: Metalocalypse
Characters: Nathan Explosion, Pickles the Drummer, Skwisgaar Skwigelf, Toki Wartooth, William Murderface
Genre: M/M
Relationships: Nathan Explosion/Toki Wartooth
Tags: Crack/Humor, Drug Use, Friends to Lovers, Friendship, Hurt/Comfort, Parody, Sexual Content
Warnings: Graphic Violence
Summary: After Toki suffers a debilitating accident feeding the rats one Saturday, Nathan's life will never be the same again. N/T.

Published: 07 Oct 2006 Updated: 07 Oct 2010 Words: 35,737 Chapters: 9 Comments: 1 Hits: 37,271

Rated: Mature
Fandom: The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
Characters: Link, Malon, Sheik
Genre: M/M
Relationships: None
Tags: Crack/Humor, Fantasy, Humor, Language, Outdated Content, Parody, PWP/Smut, Sexual Content
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Summary: Link has a strange medical problem that only gets worse when he reaches sexual maturity... Sheik/Link

Published: 05 Oct 2004 Updated: 05 Oct 2010 Words: 3,296 Chapters: 1 Comments: 0 Hits: 1,850

Rated: General
Fandom: Ronin Warriors
Characters: Cye Maury, Kento Rei Fuan, Mia Koji, Rowen Hashiba, Ryo Sanada, Sage Datier, Talpa
Genre: Gen
Relationships: None
Tags: Crack/Humor, Humor, Parody, Poetry
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Summary: Like The Night Before Christmas, only stupider.

Published: 15 Jun 2003 Updated: 01 Jan 2009 Words: 566 Chapters: 1 Comments: 0 Hits: 13,456

Rated: Explicit
Fandom: Metalocalypse
Characters: Charles Foster Offdensen, Nathan Explosion, Pickles the Drummer, Skwisgaar Skwigelf, Toki Wartooth, William Murderface
Genre: M/M
Relationships: None
Tags: Drug Use, Fairy Tale, Family, Hurt/Comfort, Parody, Romance, Sexual Content
Warnings: Graphic Violence
Summary: Skwisgaar was the son of the Cocaine Queen of Los Angeles, but his brand new stepfather wants him dead. P/S.

Published: 10 Jul 2007 Updated: 10 Jul 2007 Words: 17,853 Chapters: 4 Comments: 0 Hits: 8,027

Published: 12 Apr 2007 Updated: 12 Apr 2007 Words: 8,419 Chapters: 1 Comments: 0 Hits: 12,499

Rated: Explicit
Fandom: Metalocalypse
Characters: Nathan Explosion, Pickles the Drummer, Skwisgaar Skwigelf, Toki Wartooth, William Murderface
Genre: M/M
Relationships: None
Tags: Alternate Universe, Crack/Humor, Fairy Tale, Humor, Language, Parody, PWP/Smut, Sexual Content
Warnings: Graphic Violence, Rape/Non-Con
Summary: A dumb blond is guilty of breaking and entering into the wrong damn house. N/S, T/S, M/S.

Published: 21 Jan 2007 Updated: 21 Jan 2007 Words: 3,116 Chapters: 1 Comments: 0 Hits: 1,267

Rated: Mature
Fandom: Metalocalypse
Characters: Nathan Explosion, Pickles the Drummer, Skwisgaar Skwigelf, Toki Wartooth, William Murderface
Genre: M/M
Relationships: None
Tags: Fairy Tale, Humor, Parody, Sexual Content, Supernatural
Warnings: Graphic Violence
Summary: A spoiled brat named Toki meets a talking frog, and the rest is hysteria. T/S.

Published: 14 Jan 2007 Updated: 14 Jan 2007 Words: 4,505 Chapters: 1 Comments: 0 Hits: 2,266

Rated: Mature
Fandom: Ronin Warriors
Characters: Rowen Hashiba
Genre: Gen
Relationships: None
Tags: Crack/Humor, Drug Use, Language, Outdated Content, Parody, Sexual Content, Songfic
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Summary: Rowen's life spirals out of control because of his marijuana addiction.

Published: 15 Jun 2002 Updated: 15 Jun 2002 Words: 2,457 Chapters: 1 Comments: 0 Hits: 1,553

Rated: Teen
Fandom: Gundam Wing
Characters: Duo Maxwell, Heero Yuy
Genre: M/M
Relationships: None
Tags: Crack/Humor, Outdated Content, Parody, Songfic
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Summary: An IM conversation between Heero and Duo. Relena-bashing. 1x2

Published: 15 Jun 2001 Updated: 15 Jun 2001 Words: 1,247 Chapters: 1 Comments: 0 Hits: 3,345

Published: 15 Apr 2001 Updated: 15 Apr 2001 Words: 16,933 Chapters: 9 Comments: 0 Hits: 104,462

Rated: Teen
Fandom: Gundam Wing
Characters: Duo Maxwell, Heero Yuy
Genre: M/M
Relationships: None
Tags: Fairy Tale, Humor, Outdated Content, Parody, Romance
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Summary: Duo takes a walk with Heero one night. Songfic, 2x1.

Published: 15 Nov 2000 Updated: 15 Nov 2000 Words: 2,023 Chapters: 1 Comments: 0 Hits: 3,625