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Skwisgaar Skwigelf

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Rated: Mature
Fandom: Metalocalypse
Characters: Nathan Explosion, Skwisgaar Skwigelf, Toki Wartooth
Genre: M/M
Relationships: Skwisgaar Skwigelf/Toki Wartooth
Tags: Ficlet, Friends to Lovers, Friendship, Humor, Language, Sexual Content
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Summary: Nathan is totally not jealous when Skwisgaar and Toki start sleeping with each other.

Published: 19 Mar 2011 Updated: 19 Mar 2011 Words: 2,649 Chapters: 1 Comments: 1 Hits: 2,434

Rated: Mature
Fandom: Metalocalypse
Characters: Nathan Explosion, Pickles the Drummer, Skwisgaar Skwigelf, Toki Wartooth, William Murderface
Genre: M/M
Relationships: Nathan Explosion/Toki Wartooth
Tags: Crack/Humor, Drug Use, Friends to Lovers, Friendship, Hurt/Comfort, Parody, Sexual Content
Warnings: Graphic Violence
Summary: After Toki suffers a debilitating accident feeding the rats one Saturday, Nathan's life will never be the same again. N/T.

Published: 07 Oct 2006 Updated: 07 Oct 2010 Words: 35,737 Chapters: 9 Comments: 1 Hits: 35,866

Rated: Mature
Fandom: Metalocalypse
Characters: Nathan Explosion, Pickles the Drummer, Skwisgaar Skwigelf, Toki Wartooth, William Murderface
Genre: M/M
Relationships: Skwisgaar Skwigelf/Toki Wartooth
Tags: Angst, Drug Use, Romance, Sexual Content
Warnings: Graphic Violence
Summary: Skwisgaar is haunted by a dream that seems to be pulling him into a hazardous triangle of something he fears to be love. S/T.

Published: 24 Dec 2007 Updated: 24 Dec 2007 Words: 16,485 Chapters: 3 Comments: 0 Hits: 9,713

Rated: Mature
Fandom: Metalocalypse
Characters: Nathan Explosion, Skwisgaar Skwigelf
Genre: M/M
Relationships: None
Tags: Language, PWP/Smut, Sexual Content
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Summary: Coach Nathan keeps Skwisgaar after rehearsal for a little extra practice… N/S.

Published: 15 Nov 2007 Updated: 15 Nov 2007 Words: 2,603 Chapters: 1 Comments: 0 Hits: 1,157

Rated: Teen
Fandom: Metalocalypse
Characters: Skwisgaar Skwigelf, Toki Wartooth
Genre: Gen
Relationships: None
Tags: Friendship, Gen, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Language, Sexual Content
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Summary: Skwisgaar gets the flu, and Toki takes it upon himself to “cure” him.

Published: 15 Oct 2007 Updated: 15 Oct 2007 Words: 5,128 Chapters: 1 Comments: 0 Hits: 23,684

Rated: Explicit
Fandom: Metalocalypse
Characters: Charles Foster Offdensen, Nathan Explosion, Pickles the Drummer, Skwisgaar Skwigelf, Toki Wartooth, William Murderface
Genre: M/M
Relationships: None
Tags: Drug Use, Fairy Tale, Family, Hurt/Comfort, Parody, Romance, Sexual Content
Warnings: Graphic Violence
Summary: Skwisgaar was the son of the Cocaine Queen of Los Angeles, but his brand new stepfather wants him dead. P/S.

Published: 10 Jul 2007 Updated: 10 Jul 2007 Words: 17,853 Chapters: 4 Comments: 0 Hits: 7,547

Rated: Mature
Fandom: Metalocalypse
Characters: Skwisgaar Skwigelf, Toki Wartooth
Genre: M/M
Relationships: Skwisgaar Skwigelf/Toki Wartooth
Tags: Angst, Friendship, Hurt/Comfort, Language, Sexual Content
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Summary: Credit cards. Teenagers. Mopeds. Mustard. And another word for hate. S/T.

Published: 24 May 2007 Updated: 24 May 2007 Words: 3,981 Chapters: 1 Comments: 0 Hits: 2,228

Published: 12 Apr 2007 Updated: 12 Apr 2007 Words: 8,419 Chapters: 1 Comments: 0 Hits: 12,282

Rated: Explicit
Fandom: Metalocalypse
Characters: Nathan Explosion, Skwisgaar Skwigelf
Genre: M/M
Relationships: None
Tags: Language, PWP/Smut, Sexual Content
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Summary: Skwisgaar desperately needs something that only Nathan, it seems, can give him. N/S.

Published: 18 Feb 2007 Updated: 18 Feb 2007 Words: 2,394 Chapters: 1 Comments: 0 Hits: 1,095

Rated: Explicit
Fandom: Metalocalypse
Characters: Nathan Explosion, Pickles the Drummer, Skwisgaar Skwigelf, Toki Wartooth, William Murderface
Genre: M/M
Relationships: None
Tags: Alternate Universe, Crack/Humor, Fairy Tale, Humor, Language, Parody, PWP/Smut, Sexual Content
Warnings: Graphic Violence, Rape/Non-Con
Summary: A dumb blond is guilty of breaking and entering into the wrong damn house. N/S, T/S, M/S.

Published: 21 Jan 2007 Updated: 21 Jan 2007 Words: 3,116 Chapters: 1 Comments: 0 Hits: 1,200

Rated: Mature
Fandom: Metalocalypse
Characters: Nathan Explosion, Pickles the Drummer, Skwisgaar Skwigelf, Toki Wartooth, William Murderface
Genre: M/M
Relationships: None
Tags: Fairy Tale, Humor, Parody, Sexual Content, Supernatural
Warnings: Graphic Violence
Summary: A spoiled brat named Toki meets a talking frog, and the rest is hysteria. T/S.

Published: 14 Jan 2007 Updated: 14 Jan 2007 Words: 4,505 Chapters: 1 Comments: 0 Hits: 2,207